Steve

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Straight to jail

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SLIGHTLY shot. A tickle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, someone shot him last week.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Please ~~start~~ go back to saying the n-word out loud

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No nipple no problem

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If you have extra money, its much cheaper than insurance.

Pro-tip: have money.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Sounds like they refused to acknowledge being the person (human? Organ sack?) named on the ticket.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Or a transporter clone, or a Romulan clone, or a demon planet clone….

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, if you own a river

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or, a pain in the ass intern who got what his smart mouth deserved

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Any “ai” hardware you but today will be obsolete so fast it will make your dick bleed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

For some reason, triple layer writable blu-ray exists. 100GB each

https://www.verbatim.com/prod/optical-media/blu-ray/bd-r-xl-tl/bd-r-xl-tl/

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