Khakis and a dress shirt. If you want to go fancier, go to stichfix or something.

Huh... I didn't know deer were black.

I hate to be this guy. And I apologize. However they are likely referring to the dairy that traditionally comes in mashed potatoes.

It looks like a mushroom trying to make a phone call on a banana.

Biden "And definitely don't occupy 5 different countrys at the same time. Some of them for over 20 years. Come on man!"

The problem is, unless them getting taxed more results in you getting taxed less, it almost doesn't matter. It seems like any extra money the government ever gets just ends up going to more war.

That's not even close to the cost of a single avenger.

I mean... if the economy was better she could have ordered delivery.

I always wondered if your goal is to reduce population. Why not just make half the people infertile?

At some point I just realized something. Stop putting more stuff of future you. He's probably already got enough going on.

Did he get busted by Scooby and the gang?

A few days ago when this popped up, I saw a bunch of comments saying how everyone bets he gets a paid suspension at worst. I'm aware that officers are practically immune from the terrible things they do on the clock. I am at least glad all the commenters that thought no justice at all would happen were wrong.