SilverCode

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Send in the Blade Runners!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm fairly confident that developers already do this. When the "ban hammer" comes down it is probably after analysing data trends for players.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sheesh, well why don't they just say that in the first paragraph of the article /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I find if you use a pair of scissors to remove the nutsack first, then stepping in it becomes a lot easier.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope this ends up being a Four Seasons Landscaping saga, and Donnie just goes and stands in someone named Madison's garden in New York State

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They could drop down some fliers that said "thoughts and prayers"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I guess nuking Florida before the hurricane gets there would reduce the damage inflicted by the hurricane.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What kind of handicap do you need to be considered a good golfer?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I like to use asterisk spacing.

void main() {
/****/for (int i=0; i <10; ++I) {
/********/printf("hello world\n");
/********/printf("%d\n", i);
/****/}
}
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Eating a dog or cat you have bred yourself would make PETA angry. Eating a beloved family pet of a true blooded hard working American would make a lot more people angry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but I don't want to miss out on this human centipede forming

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