You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

"Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I'm taking you to court."

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

That's my best guess. I've shot a gun, but I've never shot a lion, so I'm no expert. I don't even know how to reload one.

Pretty much, though blanks aren't actually bullets, they're rounds or cartridges. The main difference between blanks and regular rounds/cartridges is that blanks don't have bullets (the metal bit which gets shot out of the gun)

They still have the gunpowder though, so like [email protected] said, they are still dangerous due to the explosion that no longer has to propel a bullet.

I thought I would be smart, and brought the shield generator to keep out the shriekers. Yeah, that only blocks projectiles, and the shriekers flew right through it...

I think there's also a play off of The Ship of Theseus, since it's a recompilation of the original game

First Pokémon in the pokedex of the newest generation when the meme was made?

He's an onion

The Black Tide series has something similar that they use to clear out zombies. It's carried by helicopter with the shield protecting upwards, and it makes noise and flashes lights to attract the horde. They drop it off in the middle of an area they want to clear, and then pick it up a few weeks later.

For best results, use a flying fuzzy bath mat

I got bits and bytes mixed up for a minute, and was trying to figure out how the heck you halve a boolean

Yeah. It's from the Bible, in Matthew 7:6, so it's probably found in a lot of other languages too.