Seraph

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every religious figure ever: "Everyone love everybody!"

Every religious person ever: "Wow fuck that guy over there!"

[–] [email protected] 251 points 2 months ago (24 children)

It's not a donation if they get to dictate what the organization does - it's a bribe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He was messing with the kids when he grabbed the wires, not when he threw the stick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah everyone knows electricity won't go through wood.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Like the DARE program!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bug bomb has been planted

[–] [email protected] 112 points 3 months ago (4 children)

History will definitely be on his side for this one.

The fact that Israel went from having genocide committed against them to committing genocide in under 100 years will be of historical note for centuries. The fact that the world wasn't sure which side they should be on will also be of note, because to the rest of us it's pretty fucking obvious: the side killing children is evil.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Not the brightest cookie in the crayon box" is an amalgamation of 3 different sayings I've been trying to make happen. It won't happen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (6 children)

What I want to know is if it's worth it to supply peptides to those obese to prevent future healthcare costs.

Well it would be relevant if we were single payer, as long as the Insurance Companies are in charge it's whatever turns a short term profit.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago

I still like the phrase "raw dogging reality" as I have zero desire to do so.

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