SanndyTheManndy

TMT

Too much estrogen

That's just IRL weirwoods

I never quite understood that. Why a sock? Why not anything else?

Oh my sweet summer child...

All roads are gonna be blocked by defunct cars. If we're more than 5-10 years into the post-apocalypse, the roads are gonna be a series of craters. Still, a mountain bike will beat a horse in terms of utility. I wonder how the two compare in terms of repair-ability.

You might be on to something

Horses can't be beat in the post-apocalypse for speed, but for most other things you probably want a donkey or mule. Far sturdier, easier to handle, can eat anything, and has no regard for wolves.

Did you not read the post? I am not fucking Jewel Beetles. I am fucking beer bottles. Get your facts right.

I love being a Jewel Beetle. Have you seen them? They're dazzling.

Yeah I stopped reading it when it became more smut than story, too

Not chlorophyll, but retinol. Purple solar powered humanoids.