If you truly think that, you really don't understand the post. There zero chance you are from Europe if you don't understand this post, as it includes certain things that piss people from Italy off that are obvious to Italians (and most Europeans are aware of).
Unless you're autistic and are just taking the satire literally
Ah, plenty of people have been taking things literally on Lemmy, there's been many people not understanding the irony and getting pissed off at jokes.
But yeah, it's meant to be ironic, based on the dumb shit Americans say and post to Facebook. If you see it on Facebook, are you American?