Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

If this isn't theft, then the inverse isn't either. Raise your flags, it's time once again to sail the high seas

He detonated the deep personal relationships I had with half my friends and most of my family, what's that worth?

I wish the rapture was real so the rest of us could just get on with our lives without these manipulative greedy fucks

I worked custodial at WDW from 1998-2000. Our main offenders were Brazilian children, but the parents would be there and let them do it

A can of Pringles is one serving

They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT

I'd have that framed and hang it up every year as a badge of honor. This person won Halloween 👏👏👏

People do this in an attempt to minimize their footprints on the freshly mopped floor, either by walking on their toes or dramatically spacing out their steps. This comes at a risk of slipping though so people use their arms and body to help maintain stability to avoid a fall which results in the "lava walk"

Is this a kissing movie?!?

Xitter, pronounced shitter

I'm partial to calling it Xitter, pronounced shitter