Redruth

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

wait a minute. are we talking gross domestic poopie? or poopie per capita?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I'm waking up with sam harris. does that count?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

keep all text, including the misattribution to werner herzog and substitute a portrait of william shatner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Omg, this! Plus, if the cancer threatens to take over, we gonna need them guns to fight the cancer. #FlawlessLogic

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do i have to spell it out? it can only mean one thing. they aren't abroad and they aren't dead. Which means they must be underground, kept alive in a coma. their bodies used as orgone-energy batteries to power the quantum thingy. look, i don't have much time. you'll have to trust me... oh no, they can see us. run!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm. Idk. on my screen it looks like some comments have vanished and i can't remember what was there. maybe an overzealous mod?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, that stuff about "sharing is theft"? thats an exercise in doublespeak. my attempt to parody the institutions. ..."it is sharing which robs society"... Mwuahaha!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

BTW, are we allowed to talk about the national capacity for 60M poopies per day vs the actual load of 90M ?

our birthrate drops. young adults emigrate. some old people die while others retire abroad. And yet, we're 30M poopies/day overcapacity. why? nobody nose! it's a mysteron!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Which comment are you referring to?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Have you considered working in an abattoir? Might be the job satisfaction you're looking for.

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