Proprietary_Blend

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

It's a two party system. You wouldn't want to throw your vote away!

Neat! Thank you

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

What's the Death Note?

Thoughts and prayers!

There are likely multiple options. You don't really want change, so you get what you get.

Voting properly is not a waste.

Those bags cost money.

That's probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.