Poggervania

Or more accurately: “I need to steal at least $3k more in stuff so I can properly tax loss harvest on my criminal activities”

I feel like this is just borrowing with extra steps

I love how everybody was all “NEVER GIVE ANY INFO ONLINE” until corporations realized you could make bonkers money, then it very quickly shifted to “GIVE ALL YOUR INFO ONLINE”

Elongated Muskrat: ”That’s X.COM, baby!”

Pretty much! Either that or wear a face mask until the beard looks grown out enough 🤷

For the shaven part, pretty much - you can’t have growing hairs period, so it’s either staying clean shaven or wearing a face mask if you want to grow a beard.

As for the full beard… I never been able to figure it out, but my rather scraggly looking goatee seems to be ok.

Yeah, they’re usually part of dress code. Like at my work for instance, it’s part of the dress code to not show any signs of growing facial hair. You can either be clean shaven or have a full beard, but no inbetween.

I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there

be me, Putin

world’s most straight man who has definitely not done something as gay as riding a horse without a shirt

put in anti-LGTBQ+ laws because I want Russia to be the most straight third-world country in the world

life is good

hear phone calling, it’s trump

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pick up phone to hear what nonsense trump has for me this time

he starts going off about some fuckin kid’s show he’s been obsessed with, My Little Pony

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starts getting mad and raging about two lesbian horses in the show

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hang up immediately and ask how many Russians watch this gay horse anime

apparently tons of Russians pirate it from the US, as well as importing tons of toys and jars from other countries

need to stop this somehow

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send police to raid a My Little Pony convention since it’s filthy LGTBQ+ propaganda

Russia is still straight for another day

leave my office to fuck the femboy twink I hired nonstop for the next 24 hours (definitely not gay)

I wish we could somehow make a huge self-driving car that could link up to other cars. Maybe we could even have specialized roads for them where they can go on rails or something to help conserve the car’s battery and even recharge it.

Also the Netherlands is still very much capitalistic while having much more protections for their citizens.

This isn’t a blanket “capitalism bad”, it’s the fact we allowed our country to be bought out by capitalism.