[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson
[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yo, been trying to get myself to start eating yogurt. Kept procrastinating on it XD

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Le me doing load testing Test suite software needs firewall down Team thinks is Fine~ Boss giving me eagle eyes Time to polish my CV again for Xth time this year

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Completed, pretty interesting.

Spoiler for OP

spoilerI find it hilarious and entertaining while answering as there's easter egg rows questions and column swaps XD. Though I had a little too much coffee there for a minute XD
Edit: formatting

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

My denial is probably acting up again

Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Mouth watered, and I can smell it through the phone screen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Same here, nostrils were bombarded with the smell of haze the moment I swung open the window expecting it to be a chilly day. Ruined it completely smh.

Edit: typos, I hate typing on my phone XD

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Try some Coffee~

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Learned stick but drive auto nowadays and probably forgotten how to drive stick. But I can feel your words, reminds me of learning my my Dad's old Saga where the biting point is very specific. Stalled it most of the time XD. Edit: grammar and double typed

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Slaps #1 bobby pin onto skin 👍

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pic Tax pls or it never happened. Congrats on the new build after 9 months. AM5 + DDR5 hefty price was really off putting, till then my 2400G still purrs 🐈

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