OppositeOfOxymoron

I'm surprised it's not a negative number.

I despise the fact that we keep having to review the settings for new shit that needs to be turned off.

When I was on vacation in Central America, I saw how popular these things were, and knew they'd never received an update from the day they were made... It was only a matter of time.

Heh. My TV has never been online, not even once. I'd rather suffer the occasional firmware bug than have it act as a sensor.

Upvoting for Streisand Effect. ;)

Man, the total and complete lack of self awareness... It would be hilarious if it wasn't tragic...

The document thief himself bitching about stolen documents getting leaked... Damn, you can't dream this shit up on shrooms.

This meshes with the news that Boeing is run by accountants, not engineers, like it used to be.

Uh... So who is paying for that right now?

I always heard this joke as "If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming."

Uh, one side is unrelenting about suppressing everyone else's rights, and has demonstrated that they're willing to take control by force and violence if they don't get 'their ideals'. If you're on that side, you're an asshole, and being 'painted' as an asshole is the least that you deserve.

Please stop for a moment, step outside your yourself, and ask... "Am I the baddie?"

Reeks of desperation to bring back the porn after how literally every other mainstream platform has walked away from it.

I’m going to concede defeat here because obviously I’m not doing a good enough job in explaining my position.

It's because your position is indefensible given recent history and the trajectory of the political landscape.