That's fucking hilarious

The only time I hear the blasted thing is when I don't hold the power button down long enough on my Bluetooth receiver in the car and for some reason the assistant thinks I've summoned it. Begone foul beast. You taint my vehicle with your presence.

I had some pet birds when I was younger and played in those cesspool cod xbox lobbies. I would end up derailing the vitriol because everyone would be like, "the fuck, is that a bird? Why is there a bird?"

This is what I did for the 2018 midterms. Some of my friends didn't really get why I was so adamant, but I dropped their assess at the church and let them vote. It do work.

I don't think the decision was ever on the table. But corruption is present in all countries, including the NATO members, so that'd be a bit hypocritical, especially now considering they're fighting for freedom and democracy. Supposedly what the alliance exists for.

Only when they become a recap of the subject for 90% of it do I get annoyed, lol.

I've never even thought to look into JP lore. But this is my front page now

I blame my office job

"A gentleman's hands could never be dirty!"

BWOP BWOP BWOP BWOP BWOP

Look they think we're so cool! They're all looking at us!

If the thought of a throbbing sausage doesn't get you going I don't know what will

Son of a bitch

Oh hey this is about me 😂

This is correct. Almost no one is making what they should be, and we know where that money's gone instead.