Wait til you have to deal with telecommunication customers!
Aashole.
I don't understand how drive up atms are entitled. It is convenient, not necessarily lazy. Even granting it's entitled and lazy, drive up atms are far from "peak lazy-entitled human", see Uber, door dash, amazon, etc.
So, be an asshole? What's it like being the only person on the planet?
If a business can't or doesn't want to provide their service after 7pm, their closing time should be 7pm (or earlier), not 730pm. It's not "assbag" to go into an open business and expect to receive whatever service they allegedly provide, and it certainly doesn't warrant extraordinary tips.
Hmm, I've done all of these things and haven't suffered the consequences you describe. Yes, in the US.
I haven't died yet. My house isn't on fire.
Eh, "cut my penis off because I want to be a woman" is a pretty far leap from "I wish i wasn't bald". That's how they square it.
I'm not judging one way or other.
I think you're confusing prestigious with pretentious.
"Uncle Roach". Better? :)