MarmaladeMermaid

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

He’s so handsome though! Who needs the brain cell when you’re that handsome?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Picard spent his childhood on an old timey vineyard in France, playing and laughing and picking grapes. Seven spent hers in a maturation tank until she was big enough to be a soldier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.

Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.

Boobies

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The non zero chance of kitty getting smushed by a machine or dropped weight seems not worth the joy of cat company while working out. It looks like it might not be during business hours though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I didn’t realize he wasn’t knighted until 2010, I feel like he was called “Sir Patrick Stewart” since the ‘80s.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The crime is that I’m gonna put my face that floof.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I’m the only bear in the vill-uhj!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Genuinely curious, what illegal things has Biden done?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I think you mean a werm bath.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If treats, maybe service.

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