MarkTheBob

joined 1 year ago

Who ate all the Halloween candy already?! in c/[email protected]

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The mathematician who got into a fight with a triangle... in c/[email protected]

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I’m too obtuse to get it

See that man over there? He is ______ in c/[email protected]

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The secret of not dying is __________ in c/[email protected]

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[concern intensifies] in c/[email protected]

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*Korncern intensifies

PIC in c/[email protected]

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I don’t think it saw the light turn green, let’s help bale it out

Fast travel unlocked in c/[email protected]

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Get yoinked

Give those gunk seeds a lil slap in c/[email protected]

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Slappity slap

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

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Average wealth of the people that matter (.0000001% - like 3 people) of the population

What meal could you have forever? in c/[email protected]

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Salad - there is chicken salad, regular salad, and if you are feeling extra adventurous there is ice cream salad. However, if I don’t wanna exploit a technicality, then I would eat just plain pasta and cheese - I already survived off of it for years in school, so meh

Newsom spokesperson slams DeSantis debate counteroffer as a ‘joke’ in c/[email protected]

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I guess RonnyBoi needs every advantage he can get?

all displays at the cinema were showing this screen in c/[email protected]

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When even viruses have customer support…