Malfeasant

I'm great at breaking wind...

Don't threaten him with a good time...

Have you seen how we treat driving in this country? Guns aren't the problem, a culture of callous disregard for other humans is, and we're not going to fix that by trying to take guns away.

Define "military grade"

Most car accidents involve at least one Toyota Camry. Does that mean Camrys are bad? No, it just means there are a lot of them.

Count me in too...

Only if you have a really twisted definition of funny... Which I do, so carry on.

Surprised you're not already banned just for the c-word. I mean, if someone crashes their car through a storefront, I could speculate without evidence that the driver was excessively old, young, drunk, or just plain stupid and it's left up to the reader to take my comment with a grain of salt, but if I so much as entertain the possibility of this shooting being anything besides what is being reported by official channels, I must be silenced.

That's not true, otherwise Phoenix would be unlivable. It's close, but not quite there yet.

Same as Russian roulette...

All of those things are possible, but statistically, being distracted is far more likely than any of them... More likely than most of them combined, even.