Maerman

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

I quit my minimum wage job by saying to my boss, 'I don't work here anymore. You're a cunt.'

Felt so fucking righteous.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't live in the US, so I cannot comment on the legality of this. However, I will advise an informal policy of malicious compliance. If the manager asks why someone needs to take a day off, that someone should reply with incredibly graphic medical issues, whether real or fake. Think 'I'm shitting blood and I need to see a doctor,' or something like that. Keep it up for a few months and see how management responds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There is no war.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

On Android, I have been using AIMP for a few years now. It's pretty damn good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Oh, that movie? Nah, it wasn't for me. Or for them, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I actually feel really bad for her. She was a child. She didn't know what she was doing. And sure, it's a bad song, but is it bad enough for her to deserve PTSD? For her to deserve being hounded and haunted her whole life? She's a human being, after all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

(Millhouse is not a meme is a meme) is a meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's very possible that I have it a bit twisted. I'm a South African, and English is my second language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Never heard that one, but it could be similar. I'm stealing that, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Ooh, another one I just remembered, translated from Afrikaans: 'Piggie war'.

Used to refer to a conflict where there are no winners, like pigs fighting in mud, where all participants just end up dirty, humiliated and bruised. Like replying to a troll online.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I am partial to 'Does the pope systematically cover up child sexual abuse?'

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