Lophostemon

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Drizzle the egg nizzle.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

$20 says he’s really into getting spit-roasted by big hairy bears.

There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but his inevitable hypocrisy is why we can’t have nice things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear. I read that as ‘fisting’ at first.

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you prune their roots and little branches then you can keep them small. Also using wire to shape them can create a more interesting character.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I’d love to hear Rudy taken apart by Al Franken.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Airlines don’t lose people. People lose people.

All it takes to stop a bad person with an airline, is a good person with an airline.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It’s not that simple. Brains and exterior bodies are not necessarily coordinated like that, and bodies themselves take a myriad of forms.

Don’t be fooled by those saying “there are only Men and Women and That’s That.” It’s not true.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Makes me want to go watch it. Racist idiots gonna be racist idiots.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Jeezo some people are triggered by the smallest things that have SFA to do with them. I’m sorry to hear about that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guy looks like he’s straight out of prison.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Why were you assaulted at grocery store?

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