Lookorex

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What does the first sentence in the post say?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Honestly I think we're both a little right here. That's definitely one of the tongue worms that comes out of the graboid's mouth, but I do believe they added more teeth than it actually has in the movie 😂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I believe that's actually one of the tongue worm things on the poster

[–] [email protected] 113 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (34 children)

Great argument. How about buy your shit from actual stores, whether online or brick and mortar. Believe it or not, we actually managed to get by for millennia without amazon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

Sure, because everyone's experience with their parents is just like yours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Slot a penny in the back and it'll do wheelies

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes sense. They're all weird-ass dipshits

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Only ever gonna be one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But they said yeats...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
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