KingOfSleep

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

I think humanity has always assumed this. Hurray for scientific conformation.

Do you have any examples of successful overnight revolutions?

We all know that REAL research requires a Facebook account. /s

True that.

Idiots are everywhere and even smart people do stupid things now and then.

"And then it got worse" is practically the Russian national motto.

Reddit needs to write some new material.

You know you're getting old when you "remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny."

They should be named after oil company executives.

I ran the numbers; the math checks out.