It's been so long I don't even know if this is an actual quote or a spoof. But it's gold either way.

Anything by Andrew W.K., but "Music is Worth Living For" seems apropos https://cf.piped.video/watch?v=-CBTyi-ovO8

I was just thinking of this the other day, but didn't I want to slog through my meme library to find it. Thank the gods for Geert!

This picture was the end game for 80s babies. A Duck Tales poster would really tie my room together.

I guess everything, including life itself, can be surgically removed.

We'll figure out this limit. Just keep reducing file size by half and increasing by a quarter. I have some vacation days to burn.

Society, your family, friends, animals.

KDE Neon was designed for someone who wants Kubuntu but with the latest KDE features. Just stick with Kubuntu if you’re a noob, or better yet, go with Debian and choose the KDE version. Your experience will be better and it will be more stable.

If you want to get the latest and greatest, go with Arch, but that requires (or at least should require coughManjaro*cough) the ability to read technical documents to fix random issues that will occasionally pop up when you are using the freshest and newest software.

Woah woah woah. Be careful posting this. The [REDACTED] doesn't like people violating his personality rights. He will find you. And you really don't want the [REDACTED] to find you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajYsC9-poLw

I heard that the WHO is pushing this agenda in order to replace aspartame in your diet coke with vaccines. Wake up beeple!

Another case of enshittification.

I like the emojis for each image. They helped me find an appropriate reaction. Like close captions for autistic people.