JesussNailTechnician

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I was jerking off and it was coming along nicely until i realized those chess pieces aren’t on a board and the immersion was ruined.

Now I sit here with blue balls and I’m questioning how my life lead up to this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’d sniff your farts.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you want speed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I’d suckle on the larger one all night.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Come on, road strange is part of the rockstar life.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the time I bought a bottle of Adderall to study for my midterms and ended up wasting a week doing shit like this and masturbating.