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[-] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago

"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers

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Phonetics negociation (sh.itjust.works)
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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/22321600

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

inplace sort be like:

def sort(list: list):
    list.clear()
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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

Hover text:

Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

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xkcd #156: Commented (programming.dev)
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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

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Ghoti (s3.amazonaws.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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🌻 Global score: +40
📊 62 comparisons by 20 contributors
🧠 Highly recommended as engaging and thought provoking (+41)

This week, this video went up to the 17th/2554 rank of the most recommended video aired in the last 12 month on all english video on Tournesol !

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

🌻 Global score: +41
📊 173 comparisons by 87 contributors
👆 Highly recommended as important and actionable (+40)

This week, this video went up to the 13th/2529 rank of the most recommended video aired in the last 12 month on all english video on Tournesol !

[-] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Only 3 in Monaco ? *suspicious*

[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

BAM! I got that div centered on this display!

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Not sure that this transcription is useful for person with vision disabilities unfortunately, would need some description of the symbols I think

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also, hasn't been said yet, but when a file name with a space is uploaded to the net, the url will replace spaces with "%20" (for technical reasons), making the URL looking bad

(but still not mandatory to replace spaces by underscodes)

Example: http://example.com/the%20file%2042.png vs http://example.com/the_file_42.png

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

answerStardew Valley

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

"Pourrie", comprendre par là: "Sans canicule"

[Mode rage: ON]
On est définitivement dans ce monde où on se plaint en été de la chaleur, mais s'il fait pas chaud, on se plaint qu'il fait pas assez chaud

Rien de pourri là dedans, c'est une SUPER météo. Et tant que les journaux continuent à décrire la pluie comme un temps de merde, les gens prendront la pluie pour un temps de merde... Le temps de merde, c'est quand il fait 40 à l'ombre et qu'on n'a pas le droit d'arroser ou de se baigner car il y a plus d'eau.
[Mode rage: OFF]

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Create a new account, with another mail address, with different name (not simply add a digit or smthg at the end), don't link it to your previous one, don't talk about the previous one, don't complain about the suspension of your previous account

Should do the trick

Also, quit reddit, and have fun with Lemmy, that is a good way to go around reddit ban

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago
  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
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