JWBananas

I tried to get used to nicotine via patches years back to use as a safe stimulant, and not only did I not get addicted, I couldn't get used to it

Well of course not. You weren't getting the dopamine rush of a large acute dose rushing from your lungs directly to your brain in a matter of seconds.

What the heck kind of hot take is this?

Regardless, the dangers – including ease of addiction – are well-known and are scientifically proven. Your anecdata of one does not change that.

Citric acid as fabric softener.

Edit: Do NOT use with bleach!

who once wrote a novel in a single sentence

Sounds like a rather novel novel.

Really makes you wonder what the aliens have on him

They failed to account for the rider looking like a total dork

inverted commas

Do you mean like a comma to the top?

Orbs - This card is based on the Ten of Pentacles and depicts ten orbs, but in canon there are only nine orbs ; the recent "Star Trek" ongoing comic has added a tenth

Was the tenth not the Orb of the Emissary that Sisko found?

Don't give those Very Short Treks writers any more ideas

They're the same picture

Stargates all the way down

At least he doesn't have to hold his urine for a whole year. Or worse, convince his adult friends to attend the release ceremony.

Aight imma ~~head out~~ need that template