Infamousblt

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Eventually when there is only one rich person left, they have all the money, and that made the world the best possible place for only them.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

I like how they're focusing on faster treatment rather than accessibility of treatment. Ensuring that whole swathes of your population lose access to healthcare will definitely make it easier / faster for those that remain to access it! What a big win!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

True, I do think the concept of the "middle class" needs to go away entirely. The idea of a "middle" implies that there is a class of wealth above and below said middle. There is only the working class and the ruling class, wealth classes aren't relevant concepts in a functional society.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

He was just a weird poster that was really nice most of the time but also made some creepy posts now and again. Most of us thought it was just irony posting gone slightly too far but maybe it was not

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (5 children)

The "middle class" as if that's even a thing isn't the problem though. Wine moms with white picket fences are a symptom of a systemic problem, they are not the systemic problem themselves.

Cool art anyway but that bugs me. Most "middle class" families are just workers who the system is rewarding for their compliance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Fart...cuck...so THAT'S what fuck means bean-think

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Not enjoying a carefully and lovingly prepared soup even if it has things you don't like in it is revisionism and reactionary and I'm tired of pretending its not

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

This site is so irony poisoned that it can be tough to know sometimes when someone is being serious and when someone is being genuinely weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Fake news comm is spilling over again continuing to prove that even having it in the first place is a mistake

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Surely this will help his issues with younger voters since literally zero younger voters are helped by this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This just makes me wonder where the human who was doing Gexposting went. They did like 96/100 days and then stopped and nobody heard from them since. It's one of life's greatest unsolved mysteries

 

TENANTS PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST Look I know you want to know about and exploit this laundry room vulnerability to get free laundry but please don't, it's against the law, you'll be in trouble. Landlords are just honest hardworking folks trying to make a living by providing you critically important housing, please don't steal from them. Your landlord might have a camera installed in the laundry room specifically to try to catch thieves like you and don't worry we WILL evict you for stealing from us. Don't break the law folks it's not worth it. Just think of the disappointment the Paw Patrol would feel if you did.

FOR THE HOUSING PROVIDERS (I know there are lots of you on Hexbear, like most of us are definitely housing providers just pretending to be struggling working class folks. For sure. Definitely. It's an extended bit we're all doing.)

spoilerSo I recently purchased my 15th building and after evicting all of the families that have lived here for many years now and doubling the rent to target some upstart tech families instead, I was feeling like I was in a pretty good spot to start collecting my returns and putting them towards my next building. But then one the washers broke, and I realized that although the previous Housing Provider was gracious enough to leave me their old equipment, they didn't leave me the keys! Surprisingly this was the first building I've ever purchased that has laundry in it...normally I figure it's too much hassle, tenants can just go to the laundromat but I wanted to try it out this time since they were already there. Anyway I couldn't get into the maintenance hatch to see what was going on. So I unfortunately had to call a locksmith.

But you know what he did? He pulled a key out of his bag and just opened the hatch! I thought maybe he knew the previous Housing Provider but it turns out that although the coin box keys tend to be keyed specifically to that coinbox, the maintenance hatches typically use a standard key, especially on the kind of older model washer and dryers that we tend to maintain in a building like this. I asked him what key he had and he showed me, it was apparently a standard washer/dryer key called a "GR800". I guess you can just get these on Amazon or wherever for like 20 bucks? Of course he charged me anyway for the visit, 100 bucks, I couldn't believe it. It's fine...I'll just plan for taking that out of all of my tenants rent increase for next year. But this is when he showed me the vulnerability that honestly might even make that 100 dollar call out fee worthwhile.

Apparently using one of these GR800 keys you can just open the hatch and pull on the coin mechanism from behind? This just...turns the freaking thing on! I guess mine is an older model and some of them have protection against that but he explained further that for those units usually you can just short some wires together and it'll turn on too. Some models have like a maintenance test mode lever inside of the boxes too...this is really helpful when you as the Housing Provider needs to test some stuff out without opening the coin box but it provides another method of attack against your generous laundry prices! There are other ways too, it really depends on the machine, but for the most part with access to the maintenance hatch you can turn the machine on without paying for it! I was appalled! I couldn't believe it! I immediately ordered a new set of keys and locks, custom keyed this time, so that I can replace these.

But apparently it's super common that most Housing Providers don't know that with access to the maintenance hatch your tenants can just STEAL laundry cycles from you! Anyway I highly recommend that you check to see if your laundry machines maintenance hatches use one of the standard keys like the GR800 or similar keys and change them immediately! Otherwise your tenants might steal laundry cycles from you, which is totally unfair. You earned that money by providing housing for them and coming out to maintain your machines once every year or so. Driving in from the burbs is such a drag, just the gas alone! Ugh! Just do a web search for your specific brand and model to see what the standard maintenance hatch key is and make sure your maintenance hatches are custom keyed rather than relying on a standard key and trusting your tenants to be good. Imagine a whole building of tenants working together and sharing one of these keys, the losses to your bottom line would be severe! You might even have to hold off on buying that second boat you've been eyeing. You know the one. A small investment in your security now will pay dividends later!

Also note I asked a friend of mine who owns a laundromat and he said that he doesn't have this issue, apparently laundromat machines don't usually work this way. I looked into buying one of those instead but honestly it was easier and way cheaper to just re-key the lock.

And for any tenants that have read this far, you know who you are, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for even considering stealing from us. And you wonder why the rent goes up every year, we have to cover all the money you steal from us somehow!

 

I drink a full 8oz glass every day and you should too

 

I don't think you can see a soul, at least I've never seen one. But I have smelled a few souls in my day and I'm really curious to know what the Soul of the Nation smells like. Has anyone smelled it before? Even if you haven't I welcome your guesses

 

Do you really think that you'll be able to eat if Trump becomes president? It's your duty to save the Soul of the Nation to give at least half of your money directly to Biden, otherwise that's a vote for Trump. Food, shelter, healthcare, none of that matters. All that matters is voting not for Trump.

 

I'm posting a lot today I should probably logout

 

That's all you can do, mistakes and all. It's not a guarantee things will work out, sometimes things just suck no matter what you do. But keep trying, keep going, keep giving it your best, and keep taking care of you. One way or another you'll get through it, whatever it is.

Anyway I feel like nearly everyone I know right now is going through some serious shit right now, myself included, so I'm sure that's true for some of you too. Just remember that there is good in the world even if it's hard to see, and I know that each and every one of you here is a part of that good. So I hope you know it too.

So yeah, keep doing your best, okay? You got this. You're not alone in this struggle no matter how isolating the struggle feels and no matter what the struggle is.

 

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Yesterday everyone gave me some great fake ingredients to put in my fake ranch dip so now as promised I'm going to make a totally legit recipe using these ingredients:

Welcome to Cooking With Comrades, I'm your blogger Infamousblt, today to share a recipe that my comrades invented for Ranch Dip!

Insert my entire life story here with like 25 different stock photos.

Anyway with that short detour down memory lane, let's dive into the most delicious ranch dip you'll ever eat.

Step 1: Make the Dranch Bressing. Please do this one the day before, I know you're excited to take a dip in this dip but chilling overnight really helps bring out the flavors of the Zepper.

Dranch Bressing (Courtesy of Grouchy Grouse)

Combine in a medium bowl;

  • 2 cups Buffermilk

  • 1/4 cup D. John

  • 4 tisps salp

  • 2 timbers Zepper

  • Farmer John Shease (to taste)

Knead until firm, chill overnight

Step 2: Mise en place for the final mix

Look I know this seems like a lot of work for some ranch dip, but nobody said bringing down the bourgeois state using only the power of ranch dip was going to be easy, so please don't skip any steps here. You're worth the work you need to put into this!

  • Macerate 2 cups of goonberries by thoroughly mixing them with 3 tomplespomps of Honted Florf foot in a medium bowl. It's okay to be a bit rough with the goonberries at this step, we'll be mashing them into the final product later. It helps if you put the bowl over a larger bowl full of steamed ice. The combination of warm and cold helps bring out the best of your freshly picked goonberries

  • Freshly kreb a handful of dramyls yourself. I know you can buy them pre-krebbed from the store but you're worth it so don't skip this step, it only takes a moment. If your krebber is in the shop just use the blunt end of your potato masher, it'll do the trick.

  • Boil one pound of troika beans for 14 hours with a 14oz package of gallowed sharpatoot. I know it seems unorthodox to boil gallowed sharpatoot but there is a chemical in the beans that stops the sharpatoot from turning that weird orange that nobody likes. Plus since they're gallowed anyway any weird coloration won't be noticeable. It's OK to buy the gallowed sharpatoot pre-gallowed, I don't expect everyone to own a gallows. Drain through a cheesecloth and squeeze out all the moisture. It's OK if some bean innards squeak through at this step, we're mostly after the skins anyways.

  • Wash and trim any brown spots off your bunch of pork sprouts. We only need the whites here so we don't discolor our beautiful ranch dip

  • Shave your wilthbleeb, just a small pile of it, cover and leave in the fridge so it doesn't get proldy

Step 3: Final Mix!

Oh yeah, this is where all the magic happens.

Combine 1/2 cup mayonnaise, all of the Dranch Bressing, and boiled troika beans with the gallowed sharpatoot in a large bowl. Stir in a quarter tisp of alphtholate of soda, the freshly krebbed dramyls, a dash of cosmic spice (do not skip this step we absolutely cannot afford another containment breach), 2 tabsp oremano, washed and trimmed pork sprouts, macerated goonberries (include the juice from the bottom of the bowl here) and 1 tabsp long leaf peytsclemp.

Cover and refrigerate for 4 hours to overnight. Season with freshly shaved wilthbleeb to taste. Serve inside hollowed out Pillowed Zapotes (they make great bowls!)

 

I have a tub of ranch dip and right on the top of it in big bold letters it says "Only Real Ingredients!!" I don't know what this means. I assume that means there are fake ingredients out there somewhere, imaginary ingredients, and that other brands are using those fake ingredients rather than the real ones this brand uses.

Anyway come up with some fake ingredients and then tell me what purpose they serve in those other brand's ranch dip. Also yes I'm eating ranch dip so you can also make fun of me for being a anti-cracker-aktion but do the bit too.

 
 

An entire generation raised on unlimited free healthcare FOR THEIR PETS. Historians will look back and say this was the catalyst

 

Maybe if you all weren't so FUCKIN BASED I could. But you are so I can't. Sorry. It would be too close to doxxing myself and I don't want the FBI to show up at my door for posting PPB.

This post brought to you by too much alcohol on Tuesday night.

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