IDew

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20 hours in and I'll already hate myself in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I see great satisfaction in super tight and tidy factory, but I really want to create a mess of a factory and actually make it work aha

Someone is unhappy with my belt laying. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He looks exactly as my cat!

Wait.. where is my cat

Mozilla is eliminating its advocacy division, which fought for a free and open web in c/[email protected]
An omelet I made at work in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You are making me drool..

Microsoft tests AI-powered editing in Notepad in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

who the fuck needs ai in notepad. who tf asked

Spare container? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I mean.. saves a couple bucks hiring a scissor lift lol. He also wears some falling protection so this is fiiiine~~

Altered the timeline in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (17 children)

There's probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy

Life saving hurricane info locked behind a paywall in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

This feels so american lmao

Autumnly week in France in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sick!!!

Anon gets a pizza in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Fake: anon goes outside

Gay: anon has a GuyFriend

Infrared Lens Flare Solar Halo in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feels like a different planet, sick!

Ubisoft comes crawlin' back to Steam in c/[email protected]
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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)
 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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shhhh uncle is sleeping🥱😴😴😴 (lemm.ee)
 
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discord🤤 (lemm.ee)
 
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me when the (lemm.ee)
 
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😮‍💨 (lemm.ee)
 
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🤤🤤🤤 (lemm.ee)
 
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