[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Last mission I recall was releasing someone from a prison which ended up in a killing spree of half the town lol

The end of the mission had a really sick weather presence that make me go "wow"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I love Red Dead for their sick graphics. The story just doesn't grasp me as much, which is such a bummer!

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago

I don't at all understand churches advertising.. Maybe because of my European ass? To my knowledge churches are not about profit? I get that you want to announce your service times and such, but put that in a small column in a newspaper for the ones interested or something lol

[-] [email protected] 109 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

OS: neurolink

Phone: smasung galaxy s3

Browser: Firefox 78.3

Search engine: kagi trials

Location: on the desktop

Cookies: yummy

Send optional data to Microsoft:

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

When Pascal-B was detonated, the blast went straight up the test shaft, launching the cap into the atmosphere at a speed of more than 66 km/s (41 mi/s; 240,000 km/h; 150,000 mph).

Woaw. Just wow.

Very interesting article, thanks for quoting it lol

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Yup. Fearing the same as well. All I'm asking for is a car, not a Windows computer.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Waterfox was bought by an ad company.

Edit: According to this page it's no longer the case, though I still am not completely comfortable with it.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago

What's with the ai upscaled memes lately?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

I'm sorry but I don't get it? I'm worried that I don't want to know the answer

[-] [email protected] 171 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Even though it doesn't apply for me (praise Freetube and Grayjay!) I'd rather waste 5 second looking at black than any ad ever

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[-] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago

They probably yoinked it from 4download (for free) and are trying to resell it. A disgrace for these seas😤

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