So you are saying it has always been there just underreported? That's even worse.

Backdoor implies it was deliberately put there. Looking at the CVE it does not seem intentional so just an exploit.

Fully automated luxury gay space communism!

Uhhhhh no.

Gambling, mostly.

He is clearly talking about seeding Linux ISOs.

Yeah that would be the only useful use case. However I think with even a few seconds of latency I could deal with that for things like video playback since it would quite literally up my storage by a few orders of magnitude.

They're the same picture.

Because it is just that easy, I should have thought of this.

There is sufficient drag in Low Earth Orbit for the crafts to deorbit without station keeping, meaning they burn up in the atmosphere within a few months/years depending on atmospheric conditions.

This article is a joke. Basically saying "hey be happy you don't own a home if you want one". Piss off.

Sooo.... like the Tesla?