Hank

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To clog up the intestines to avoid a mess when you... choose an alternative route.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Should have spoiled her extra with fancy food rich in fiber.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's some Reno 911 shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There's no reason for a vampire not to make coffins on their own. They have plenty of time to pick up new skills and it's more feasible to have someone in the community to make it without the involvement of food.
Also it's difficult to build up a loyal customer base for a product that lasts for decades or centuries when you yourself will only be active for a couple decades.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd want a fungi cock if it's long and girthy. It's not like my current cock won't spread diseases so there are no downsides.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It would be funnier if she was was right tho.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Low body fat will plummet your testosterone levels which then leads to a low sex drive and erectile dysfunction... Oh we we're thinking about different EDs XD
Also your ED makes more sense in context of a girlfriend but we're in the fediverse after all.
I recently watched some videos about the effects of low body fat on your body and I didn't read your comment properly.

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