Goblin

Too lazy link, lookup dracula flow on the tube

im cutting coupons just to be by your bitch. Buy one, get one of me, motherfucker

Im watching Pawn Stars just stroking my shit, when do the woman show up?

Even marx traded socks in his time and his feet STUNK

This is why I feed my son delectable cakes and sweet treats. Keep him distracted with a surround sound Vtuber containment room. Triple padlock on the gym door.

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You can tell a leftist made this comic with how many text bubbles there are

I might of severed some family ties by gooning at a funeral. The priest was shaking that censer some kind of way...

Anyways, mission failed. But don't let the haters or family get you down, just have to get back up to goon another day #goonlyfe

Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it's more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.

i know my ~~eneimies~~ ~~enimies~~ ~~enimimis~~ enemies,

everyone whos not like me (mods)

Guy who wants to fucking kill you because you are a tattoo artist with no tattoos

We'll need patriots like you on the front lines, adventurism just incapacitates our bench strength.