Overrated and touristy by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

Huh? by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies.

Risks of CPR by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I suppose, but the risk is low. Especially if your only other choice is to die in a minute without CPR.

Woman Gets Stood Up On A Date, Finds Out The Restaurant Tricked Her Into Eating Dinner Alone by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

They quoted someone with over 20k followers and 5M likes on TikTok, those are some serious bona fides.

Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful. by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.

He's coming to town by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Now I have a machine gun

Ho Ho Ho

Blackhawks waive Corey Perry for 'unacceptable' conduct by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

What the hell could be so bad that even the Blackhawks think it's unacceptable?

It doesn't always feel good to compare yourself to your parents by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

Assistant to the Sith Lord.

You are now a duck, what do you do first?? by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

This guy ducks

Feds subpoena Ticketmaster over egregious concert ticket prices — A spokesperson for Live Nation, which owns Ticketmaster, said the firm doesn't “feel comfortable” sharing information with Congress by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Add another 8 inches worth of services fees in there too.

Bidet shopping by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

This'll remove your entire pelvis.

AI-Generated 'Subliminal Messages' Are Going Viral. Here's What's Really Going On by GobiasIndustries in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Superliminal advertising is way more effective.

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