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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Liberals who want NATO to start a war with Russia are in my view essentially the same kinds of people that would commit murder-suicide when things aren't going their way.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The Putin Insider is going right for the jugular with this headline:

Ukraine's military is shifting to a defensive strategy that failed Nazi Germany in WWII

https://archive.is/kBEt6

But inside contains the usual cope about "massive Russian losses" that you've all seen a thousand times before. Not a very interesting article overall apart from the headline.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It makes sense if you think about it.

Tony Stark decides to stop being a weapons manufacturer only to develop a murder suit and blow up a bunch of primitive brown people a few scenes later.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Ackshually, Ukraine are the Confederacy (based & traditional), Russia are the Zerg (stupid hivemind, wave attacks, very scary) and NATO are the Protoss (technologically advanced, very intelligent, just like me).

[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (4 children)

A lot higher than we expected’: Russian arms production worries Europe’s planners

https://archive.is/20240215164219/https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/15/rate-of-russian-military-production-worries-european-war-planners

As Ukraine has scrambled to source ammunition, arms and equipment for its defence, Russia has presided over a massive ramping up of industrial production over the last two years that has outstripped what many western defence planners expected when Vladimir Putin launched his invasion.

As Russia’s war in Ukraine drags into its third year, the massive Russian investment in the military, projected this year to be the largest as a share of GDP since the Soviet Union, has worried European war planners, who have said Nato underestimated Russia’s ability to sustain a long-term war.

A tale as old as time: Smug Europeans with planet-sized hubris decide to poke the bear and find out the hard way.

fuck-around

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I am torn who I should trust more these days -- a product created by a Russian, or another product also created by a Russian 🤔

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Twitter's captcha has also become unsolvable. No joke, 20 steps of verification, and the symbols you need to click on don't even exist.

So there's no way to view Twitter and no way to join Twitter either. The site is officially dead.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry guys, Russia constructed the satellite out of washing machine chips, so it's low quality and will break apart before it fires.

Don't worry guys, Russia's nukes don't work, so the satellite is only armed with a giant shovel.

Don't worry guys, Russia ran out of rockets (and missiles) so Putin had to personally carry the satellite up into space using a comically long ladder, and that took him approximately 2 years, so they aren't gonna put up a second one there anytime soon.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This video has convinced me that American police needs to be put down like rabid dogs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

We need leaked tapes of Biden going full freeze-gamer mode.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Reports are already coming in about Syrsky sending significant reinforcements to Avdiivka.

Bakhmut 2.0 in the making. At this rate, I doubt Ukraine will make it to the end of the year.

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