He basically said the same thing, but somehow in a more succinct and elegant fashion by comparison? Which is reeeeaaaallllyy stretching when it comes to what Steve said, because it was absolutely idiotic.

I can’t imagine Janeway not at least trying to field commission him.

Cries in Ensign Kim

Not enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn't be capitalized.

Seriously, it's like everytime you have a jet ski party and someone has to go to the hospital, suddenly the news is saying he got shot. It's like 'ugggh', right?

I literally don't understand what he's going for with Kamabla. Like, literally, what the fuck does it mean or imply? What am I missing?

So it's an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

They learned on the MadCatz

Because he's a pussy, and they wouldn't let him carry his rifle on stage to shoot people in 'self-defense'.

You can look to Leonard Leo as one source of said list.

Well, don't you look at me like that, Wesley. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

Is this the guy Elon Musk accused of being a pedophile after he pointed out that Elon's idea was stupid?