Facky

Unrelated but, in Pokemon Scarlet/Violet the second gym leader is named after brassica and rapeseed in particular. I always thought the name origin was weird. I would've gone with a cabbage related name. Especially cause he looks like a cabbage more than a rapeseed plant.

Chat is this real?

She's right and literally the only one who could've predicted it.

My coworker said all the employees and managers and most customers stepped outside to see it.

We were in the path of totality both times and apparently it was much darker this time.

I saw 2017's but not this one, I was sleeping.

No

Believe it or not straight to hell

I did that too.

Bush learns of the 9/11 attacks for the first time

You have to use three backslashes for the left arm.

Stan's dad from American Dad?

Boxer briefs

I like briefs but find regular briefs too short (ironically)