Evu

That's the only place to report bugs that I know of. I've been able to submit reports in the past, and it looks like other people are submitting reports today, so it's probably not a general problem. Have you tried using another browser or OS?

I went 3-0 with this deck and every win was because the opponent gave up early. If they could have seen the junk in my hand they probably would have played on.

Then I took a powered-up version of it into the ranked queue and did not do as well. I think Standard is way too fast for this kind of thing these days.

I think it's unusual for the "new set constructed" Midweek Magic event to start the same day as the set comes out. If you want to play in the event without spending a lot, here's a mono-blue flash deck I threw together that (a) uses no rares and (b) uses a lot of cards you might already have from earlier sets. I obviously haven't tested it. Might be terrible.

4 Opt
3 Unsummon
4 Spectral Sailor
4 Brineborn Cutthroat
2 Essence Scatter
2 Negate
3 Into the Roil
3 Think Twice
4 Faebloom Trick
2 Cancel
4 Refute
3 Tolarian Terror
2 Demolition Field
20 Island

If you luck into opening any, I would slip in Sphinx of Forgotten Lore or Voracious Greatshark in place of Tolarian Terror, and Crawling Barrens or Soulstone Sanctuary in place of Demolition Field.

Nobody is reading this post six months later, but I'm putting my post-rotation list up here in case I ever want to point someone to it.

About
Name Poison Burn

Deck
7 Island
2 Plains
4 Seachrome Coast
3 Floodfarm Verge
3 Adarkar Wastes
3 Mirrex
4 Skrelv, Defector Mite
4 Crawling Chorus
4 Prologue to Phyresis
4 Experimental Augury
4 Serum Snare
4 Bring the Ending
4 Soul Partition
3 Gadwick's First Duel
4 Distorted Curiosity
3 Arcane Proxy

Sideboard
3 Ephara's Dispersal
4 Not on My Watch
3 Rest in Peace
3 Annex Sentry
2 Reject Imperfection

The maindeck is very similar. Floodfarm Verge has been a fine addition to the manabase. Soul Partition is a serviceable replacement for Fateful Absence.

I could have condensed the whole match-ups section in the original post down to this, which is still true:

• You are heavily favored against control, especially domain control, which you almost can't lose to. New in the post-Duskmourn meta is the ability to add time counters to Overlords when you proliferate (Arena doesn't select them automatically, so remember to click them yourself).
• Midrange and combo decks are an actual challenge.
• Aggro is a very poor match-up. Two thirds of the sideboard is dedicated to fighting red decks, and you're still not favored against them.

Take out the Arcane Proxies for the Rest in Pieces when facing any deck that makes heavy use of its graveyard -- your Helping Hand or Squirming Emergence strategies. It's not a panacea, because they'll have stuff like Into the Flood Maw or Tear Asunder, but it should buy you some time. Incidental reanimation like Unstoppable Slasher is not worth diluting your own plan for.

Against base-red aggro decks, bring in the Ephara's Dispersals, Not on My Watches, and Annex Sentries in exchange for your Proxies, Duels, and two each of Bring the Ending and Distorted Curiosity (I'm still fiddling with the exact balance on those last two). It is rarely safe to block with Sentries, but I run them anyway because the opponent is likely to bring in Urabrask's Forge, and they're your best answer to it. You can beat the red decks after sideboarding, just don't expect it to happen regularly. It's tough to find a window to get any poison counters on them because you need to be warding off potentially lethal attacks as soon as turn 2. Be very aware of whether your opponent might be able to cast Snakeskin Veil, which can single-handedly ruin your entire defensive strategy. Make them make the first move: if they send an attacker into the damage step with only one power, take it and be glad it wasn't more.

The Reject Imperfections are catch-all answers for anything you might not be otherwise prepared for. If you suspect your opponent will bring in graveyard hate, use them to replace a couple of your Proxies.

Almost nothing in this deck will survive the 2025 rotation, so enjoy it while you can!

Three unrelated thoughts:

1. Brineborn Cutthroat and Spectral Sailor were at the core of a mono-blue flash deck I played, and enjoyed, in Standard ca. 2019. I will definitely be trying to resurrect it. But power creep has been so bad that I'm not sure it really has chance anymore. Is putting a counter on your 2/1 two-drop every turn still good enough in a world of Emberheart Challengers and Mosswood Dreadknights? I have a deck with Ayara's Oathsworn in it and even that is kind of underwhelming in the current metagame.

2. I like Llanowar Elves, and it's an iconic card, but I'm not sure it should ever be in Standard again. Are you ready for turn-two Glissa Sunslayers?

3. This spoiler list is the first time I've realized that "Extended Art" and "Borderless" were considered to be different treatments. The difference between them is pretty slight.

This is probably one of those cases where most players were already doing it this way anyhow, because they weren't aware of the actual rule (which I'd have to say is not intuitive).

The initial shock of Universes Beyond is well behind us at this point.

No, it isn't.

I could complain about this, or explain why I don't want it, but what good would it do? The fact that they're making this announcement means it's already too late to stop it.

Interesting statistic:

The number of Best-of-One Standard Constructed games ending before turn four has essentially doubled since the release of Duskmourn: House of Horror.

Important to note -- wildcards will be given out, but the banning takes effect today, so I don't know if there's actually any window to do the "crafting in anticipation of wildcard refunds" thing. (Edit: wildcards have now been given out.)

I've saved up some gold for the Kaldheim flashback draft that starts tomorrow; any advice you fine folks may have on that format would be welcome!

“Creatures you control get +10/+10”

I hope this one is called "Bag of Colossus Hammers".

Artifact Creature – Phyrexian Construct

Let's assume this is a reprint. Here are the possibilities. What's your vote?

I haven't heard that Snow or Poison are going to be in this set, so that rules out some things. I think Zenith Chronicler is likely because it plays well in Commander. Personally I'm rooting for one of my pet cards, Phyrexian Walker. It's probably a dark horse but I think as zero-cost creatures go it's one of the fairest.

It crossed that threshold for me a while ago. "Diluted" is the right word. If somebody asked me to describe Magic to them now, I don't know what I would say.