[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Epstein didn't kill himself.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Springtime for Hitler

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

[-] [email protected] 129 points 9 months ago

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
It’ll happen to you!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure the plan was to take the hostages to the roof, blow up the roof and escape in an ambulance.

Lots of people would have died if Mclane hadn't intervened.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

[-] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

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