Maybe this will help?
Emberleaf
Well, I'm both employed and happily married, but you can bet if my boss or my wife told me I needed to use deodorant, I wouldn't argue with them. C'mon, man.
Your parent keep bringing it up because your smell is offensive. They're trying to help you learn the things that will help you get a job, or have friends, or go on dates. In short, they're being a parent. Help them help you.
Because when a mommy commie loves a daddy commie VEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYY much, a miracle happens!
Masturbation is normal, healthy and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it according to the vast majority of doctors, scientists and psychiatrists. I would be far more concerned about anyone who claims they've never masturbated. If you are in a relationship and you don't feel the need - good for you. Not everyone is in that same boat.
"Socialism....Seriously" by Danny Katch is an extremely readable introductory book that I recommend to anyone who is new to the concepts of Socialism (this may not be you, but it's still a damn good and accessible read).
To be fair, Matrix has been around a lot longer than Revolt. I remember the early days with Riot - and it was absolutely horrendous. Give Revolt some time, and I think it will improve quite a bit.