EffortlessEffluvium

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Stop, Hammer time! in c/[email protected]
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I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

Is it just me or is this a terrible idea? in c/[email protected]
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College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

Asking a simple question online in c/[email protected]
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No. Clowns are an endangered species. Speed Stick dries them out.

I would read a whole comics series about this... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

That's basically it. in c/[email protected]
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I see you volunteered everyone else

TIL that Orcas sometimes eat moose in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

First World Problems in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No man! It was a succubus!

And that's also why I was late again for work today. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

Brazilian Wandering Spider in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

Schrödinger's Code in c/[email protected]
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My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

TIL that the tumbleweeds commonly found in the American West are Russian thistle. They are an invasive species from Asia that adapted well to the dry, open landscapes of the western U.S. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

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