Ecohex

putin is one more interview with a right wing loser away from bringing about the soviet union 2.0, dw about it

who said that

enshittify out my ass

i'm pretty good at baking if i do say so myself

girls only want me for my chocolate tart

everyone not upvoting my tsa agent x reader fanfiction is a coward and a liberal

i'm so sorry for you. it's unfair

looking the tsa agent dead in the eye, leaning closer, whispering yes almost imperceptibly. the word hangs in the air for a moment. there's a mutual understanding between us. my gaze moves down to their lips. feeling their hot breath upon my skin, we kiss

that's fucked up you need professional help i think

gonna go hard in the pit and windmill kick a 14 year old fuck yeah

me when the us government asks me "do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?"

i get like two kills every game, gotta find the fun somewhere