Diddlydee

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We are all above him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Kill List was over-rated. Sightseers was excellent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

The Terror is marvelous. If you're thinking of buying Paul Tremblay's short story collection, don't. It's dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That's simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn't cause them in everyone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I'm placed high on that list.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

 

They wouldn't be as annoying as they are if the people playing the games in the ads made good decisions. Seeing people fail through obvious bad choices is way more irksome than someone smashing it.

 

My 9 year old wants a gaming laptop and my laptop spec knowledge is minimal. He wants to play Fortnite and Minecraft and the like, nothing fancy. Any ideas re good laptops to buy, or good places to look? I'm in the UK and my budget is 300 quid tops, ideally less.

 
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