CouncilOfFriends

Dammit now I need to change my password

I delete all except one letter, and that letter is I. Good luck guessing whether it's an l or an I tho

No onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, or relish either, just raw dogging it

Look at Bezos over here, eating more than once a day

Let me translate for them:

I got mine, and I'm mad everyone isn't clapping for me

My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"

Mormons are different as they don't drink alcohol. They will instead straight up ask couples whether they're trying to have a baby like it's the only possible topic

In OP's case it sounds like the VPN service is the whole reason they're using it. Not that I would recommend it, as their corporate IT likely has a policy against exactly this sort of thing

Baby wolves also lick their mother's face to signal them to regurgitate food

You are forgetting how much Trump has to pay Tim Apple. SAD!

Very unfair, but he is looking at it strongly

I'm sure if the shirt said "death to all white people" Jessica would quickly find a different position