CoolMatt

I'm far too busy to bother with copying, pasting sending the same reply 86 times.

It's a cartoon

There, explained.

I get what you're saying, man! And it looks like the white star under that ridge be omes the white strip to the right of the blue one.

Dumb tattoo, but good work on the artist's part

Imagine being so incapable you can't explain something trivial

Explain it

Why didn't my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try...

Oh no the dog!!😲

Nobody is forcing anyone

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I'm not in the mood to stand, sometimes I'm not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I'm groggy every fucjin morning -it's a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I'm just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

• eating, sleeping, shitting and farting

Breh my job involves driving to addresses outside of their normal working hours to the general public . It is so f u c k i n g annoying to have to listen to day in and day out. Same with "traffic is heavier than usual". Also every. Damn. Day at the same time of day.