Chaos0f7ife

I wish Senjogahara-san loved me... Wait a minute...

There's an idle game called "smashing simulator idol" and in it, all you do is break pots and pans that fall from the sky by tapping/clicking on them. It's simple and extremely addictive.

Well obviously Pluto is not a planet. Pluto's a dog.

The same can be said about "ignorant". Calling a person ignorant because they say something that peeves you, doesn't make them ignorant. It makes them infuriating. Idk how often people use the word ignorant in this way, but my mother does and doesn't get it when I call her ignorant about ignorant.

And here I thought it was an oxymoron.

Weather it's one way or the other, my cat will still pull all the sheets out.

Sure you do it this way the first time... But what if I want seconds? That chocolate milk (I love Coco Pebbles) is just sitting there waiting for more cereal. I can't let the milk starve!

Don't even get me started on this one...

I learned something new today.

I agree with this statement, but I never notice its wrong until someone points it out. Then my inner grammar teacher has an aneurysm and I go off on a tangent.

It's so close to being right that you don't think about it, until you do. Then OCD sets in.

Same. Don't get me wrong, short form content is okay (I prefer long form). But the shit you see on Tick Tock and YouTube Shorts is so ridiculous that I can't help but reactively close the app out of self preservation...

It all started when someone wanted to fry chicken in Pepto-Bismol...

The most delicious edible wax I've ever had.