ButtholeSpiders

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Funny you mention that method, I do a similar method myself! I was also told that might be a sign I have undiagnosed autism. But, with outside life stresses, it’s been harder to accomplish the shut down process lately. But with that said, you’ve convinced me to give it a second try tonight, wish me luck!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The iOS version is called Night Shift, which I have active. Sadly, I might be one of the few unaffected.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Klingon, this point feels like a very Vulcan, hill to die on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thanks, and you aren’t kidding… I waited a month before going in, under the hopes my immune system would work, it’s apparently on a vacation lol. Also seems this is the season for them, according for the doctor in urgent care.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (16 children)

It is sadly, inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The sad part is, I think that’s what he wants. He seems to be a believer in the whole any attention is good attention.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You are correct, the higher ups will screw the lower class until the last second on the clock, forever in denial they’re doing anything wrong. And, they’ll eventually get hit by it, but not until the poor are bashing down their doors for all the figurative cake they’ve been hoarding.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Or the condiment king.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ah, perhaps the story doesn’t translate well if you haven’t read the Klingon children’s stories. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh, be not afraid. They don’t come from my butthole. When I summon them, they come from the butts of others.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

For sure it’s Neelix, it’s what I was going to say.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

As a Klingon, I found this very humorous and relatable.

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