ButtholeSpiders

It is, which is a sign we all need to start being more vocal we aren’t accepting it anymore. By reading a book or going outside.

Because you’re old enough to remember the thousands of other times corporate entities have screwed us plebs?

Guillotines

As a Klingon, this feels like an acceptable answer.

I second this, and report back OP.

Found the best answer is telling them you can’t afford it anymore, followed by telling them everything negative about your life in a lifeless tone. After a while, they’ll do anything to get you off the phone.

Thanks fucker, that was helpful. 👍

And now this tune is stuck in my head before bed lol

I know the feeling, most think I’m lonely but it’s the complete opposite.