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1 hug or unlimmy nut? Easiest exam ever

Fucking preach

Tom Segura joke that I'll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

"Hey know any good restaurants?"

Yeah there's this really good dim sum place over there

"Oh, I hate the Asian world"

Oh, I didn't know that about you

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

Aliens are just patiently waiting for us to stop killing each other for one week to hang with us but...we...just...KEEP FUCKING THAT UP

Every now and then the pop songs just really hit and eternally make you feel good. Every time I look around...

Both of these replies are better than what I said haha

This is better than my joke

The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea

Han: "Leia I agreed to the threesome, but it's gotta be someone else..."

I think that's what they are suggesting. If the speech was too coherent, then it could not have been actual trump.