Just a reminder, Santa is real in that universe and is one of the most powerful beings living in it.

The flaw of the meme isn't that it's picking on religion, the flaw of it is that it assumes illogical views negate logical views. Believing that angels hid golden plates in New England doesn't negate good looks at a P&L in the same way that a Christian working at NASA that believes a dude rose from the dead doesn't negate good math to get a satellite into space. In the same way that me being agnostic doesn't mean I'm always logical and rational in every situation.

Fellas, is it beta to creampie your wife worry free?

I'm not quite sure that's true. Maybe in raw numbers, but we're a living, breathing base of contributing users helping to keep a whole platform and community alive. It doesn't matter if the Federation isn't purely made up of former Reddit users as we've assimilated. Every contribution we make on this platform is one more that the last one doesn't get. Votes, posts, comments, it's all here and not there. I would very much like us to get to the size where the sports subs are active during game threads, but we're still having an impact.

Often, but not daily. Maybe not even weekly. Certainly monthly and it's because THEY FUCKED UP THE CALENDAR. SEPT IS 7 NOT 9 ALL THE WAY UP TO DEC YOU BASTARDS. Seriously though, fuck Julius and Augustus.

Just so everyone is aware, the FBI has an anonymous tip line...

Just a thought here. Matt Damon is 5'10", not 5'2" so of course every Jewish dick is small if you're automatically knocking 8 inches off of your measurements.

He is, but also because of age. Judges and juries are very lenient on the elderly when it comes to sentencing due to prison survivability. That said, a deal is guaranteed and leniency isn't, especially when we're likely talking about white collar prison

Ah yes, the famously French "Volkswagen"

I think it's actually a really good passage to show the Christian faith currently on display because of the next 2 verses

2 It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble. 3 So watch yourselves. “If your brother or sistersins against you, rebuke them; and if they repent, forgive them. 4 Even if they sin against you seven times in a day and seven times come back to you saying ‘I repent,’ you must forgive them.”

So it's a verse about mercy and forgiveness but this person took home -checks notes- waterboarding. Sounds legit.

What, pray tell is a "real" drag show, then?

It's all about perspective.

INFO: Do you lord over them like you own them? When they bring you food, do you act disgusted and just throw out away? Do you get upset if they don't wear the jewelry you buy them? Are there communication issues like do you have trouble understanding each other?

Based on your other comments, I'm going to have to assume the answers to all of these questions are "yes" so I'm going to go with NTA, they're a pussy.