Where's Rand Paul's neighbor when you need him?

Blame yourself, pal. I'm shocked that garbage pillow netted him hundreds of millions.

These people and their stupid little club.

Alright, now give them to the inmates.

Gonna be a bunch of women in prison for this. That's wild.

Hold on, we gotta approve socks and sandals

This shit is bizarre. This is the radicalism they speak about. They do it themselves. There's no worthy cause here.

Everything this guy touches turns to shit. Somehow he escapes himself.

This guy can't help but be in trouble with the law. Dude is banned from flying Delta because he removed his face mask early pandemic. Pandemic killed a lot more American than Osama ever did. Fuck this guy. 47 years old getting lit at a bar starting fights. Chump

"Luck be a Landlord is a roguelike deckbuilder about using a slot machine to earn rent money and defeat capitalism. This game does not contain any real-world currency gambling or microtransactions."

For those curious about the game. Game details from Metacritic.

Conservatives dehumanize life every time they share their philosophy. Boiling people and those situations down to this is sick.

Hobbies include: burning crosses, books, and capitols /s