The original showed a scene from the movie Signs; the one with the newsflash.

This actually sounds a bit toxic tbh

Updating or reposting a review with "this is Amazons fault" takes absolutely no effort and wil help a small businesses more then leaving a wrongly aimed review.

And suing Amazon as a small business is speedrunning "get fucked through legal debts and file bankruptcy 100%", even if it's Amazons fault.

-"The buyer who left the review, a teacher named Erin Elizabeth Herbert, told Bloomberg that the Barons had reached out directly to explain what happened, but she forgot to update the review and still has not as of this writing.

"I always meant to go back and revise my review to reflect that, and life got busy and I never did," Herbert told Bloomberg."-

Oh fuck off with the whole "i always meant". The company contacted you directly and you immediately just " forget" the update the review? The least you could do is remove the review and post a new one on a later date if you are so busy.

And fuck Amazon.

Its ai generated, so either none or all of them.

God, reading that quote from the sister gave me braindamage. How many 'like's can you use before the entire sentence is incomprehensible?

Not nessecary. My character was 154 with 38 vigor when I started the dlc. Nothing one-shotted me like a lot of people claim, not even the first dungeon boss.

Yes, things hit harder but it's a totally new Elden Ring experience. I have the same feeling as playing through a first playthrough. Everything is new and mysterious, you dont know what an enemy will do or what becomes an enemy when you draw close. Its amazing!

Wow, orcs and elves is actually a great find!

That and Fighting Fantasy where, perhaps, the best first person fantasy games on the system.

Unless OP's definition of 'modern' is from, at least, the 1500s till now...

The fuck does this even mean?

I hope Embracer keeps the Borderlands 3 writers. Nothing of value would be lost.

Why even try this? You can refund games within two hours of gametime or two weeks from purchase date. The moment someone launches the game, it's immediatley obvious that it's not Helldivers and smashes that refund button.